Not what you're looking for

I love how people visit my blog when I actually write stuff.

You're all probably hoping that I have something interesting to say.
Most of the time, I don't.
(Right now, for instance.)

Over the last 17 nights, I've slept in my own bed a total of 6 ...
Slice and I, the old favorite chaperones, are the new favorite baby-sitters. And I've been laying ground rules like never before. Getting ornery in my old age, probably.
The district tightened Internet Security; I can't see pictures on any blogs now. Not even my own.
And our internet stopped working at home so I couldn't upload from there either.

All of this combined has put me into a blog funk. (Or a life funk, I'm not sure which.)
At least there's always entertainment to be had in search terms that bring people to this little place.

A few of my favorites:

• "dress like girls" - from my Halloween post last year. But why?

• "the strangest things happen" - yes they do.

• "can you die from broken sternum" -YES YOU CAN, and I probably will. Even though it's unlikely (Thanks Tay!).

• "sticky notes ask boy to dance" - be prepared for disaster.

• "senior class most likely to" - live in a shoe with lots of kids? Oh, that wasn't in your yearbook?

• "vector marketing" - yeah I sold knives. And they are awesome knives, and I had the worst time EVER trying to cut cheese last night with my Aunt's non-Cutco junk. Cutco cheese knife forever.

• "why would a sore in my mouth taste irony" - this one is really funny to me. Combination of my Irony posts plus others. Random.

• "girls asking guys is always a surprise" - looking for lyrics? or genuinely surprised?

• "uchtdorf" 2 times - awesome

• "the years they pass like summer dew upon the grass" - more lyrics, but never have I ever written about Saturday's Warrior.

• "we shall lift the lamps of courage" - great song

• "rob and tressa" 2 x, and "dizzlefig" - love you all.

• "byu law" - I wish!

• "'my first place' hgtv" - someday it will pay off, and we'll buy a house. Someday.

• "swordle c" - I thought I made that word up!

• "I've been wanting to call you" - sweet, but, how in the world did that bring you here? I have been wondering about this for weeks.

And finally, my all-time favorite:

• "jean slicing games" - does anyone know about these? Because they sound totally AWESOME.