Sunday morning
J: Blue shirt or white shirt today?
S: White shirt, definitely. Always the white shirt.
J: I know you love the white one. But it's getting ball-y. I think it's time to retire it.
S: Retire it tonight, after you wear it.
J: Should we have a ceremony? Induct it into the hall of fame? (snickering)
S: No, I'll cry.
J: Hmmm. Wait -- what?
Sounds like you may need to keep it. Just for "special" occasions ;)
ReplyDeleteThank you. Wearing colored shirts to church is pathetic and tacky. Also, dark slacks should be worn and not khaki trousers. Way to go little bro!
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