He loves it that much.

Sunday morning

J: Blue shirt or white shirt today?

S: White shirt, definitely. Always the white shirt.

J: I know you love the white one. But it's getting ball-y. I think it's time to retire it.

S: Retire it tonight, after you wear it.

J: Should we have a ceremony? Induct it into the hall of fame? (snickering)

S: No, I'll cry.

J: Hmmm. Wait -- what?


amy morgan said...

Sounds like you may need to keep it. Just for "special" occasions ;)

T.R. Morgan said...

Thank you. Wearing colored shirts to church is pathetic and tacky. Also, dark slacks should be worn and not khaki trousers. Way to go little bro!