Well, we made it. I'd even venture to say it was a success.
We (and by "we" I mostly mean "my mother") fed and entertained around 70 people three meals a day for three full days. When some people left, others came in their place, so the numbers were pretty steady.
We played, swam, ate, visited, slept, and - fittingly for Pioneer Day weekend, I thought - watched the movie Luther.
If I ever couldn't find Slice, I looked for the little kids: